I’m involved with a fantastic little startup game and publishing company. We started talking about job titles and I said I’d take a look at compiling some humorous ones that reflected our roles. I figured it was worth sharing since some of these are pretty funny.
Thinker of Deep Thoughts
Chief Visionary (aka Chief Vision Officer)
Brand Warrior
Chief Amazement Officer
Artistic Ninja
Organizer of Random Thoughts and Erratic Activity
Maestro of Mayhem
Timeline Overlord
The Voice of Reason
Chief of Prophesy Fulfillment
Chief Idea Ambassador
Lord god Genius in Charge
Digital Sorcery/Sorceress
Chief Concept Exorcist
Director of Astonishment
Digital Experience Director
Ringleader of Creative Operations
Abstract Concepts Coordinator
Master Universe Builder
Chief of Time Travel Operations
Entertainment Seer
Director of Entertainment Fulfillment
On-Demand Adult Officer
Alien and Technical Design Champion
Chief Agitation Officer
Head Unicorn Wrangler
Ambassador of Buzz
Chief Trouble Maker
Prophet of Events That Will Never Happen
Director of Idealism
Generalissimo of Nonexistent Future Military Forces
Director of World Creation
Chief Awesome Officer
Director of Dream Fulfillment
Head Word Wrangler
Chief Wonder Delivery Agent
Director of Awe-Inspiring Feats
Oracle of Inspiration
Coffee Guy
Chief Creativity Evangelist
Chief Catalyst Agent
Chief Scoundrel
Chief Security Stormtrooper
Director of Underdog Concepts
Warlord of Ingenuity
Director of Adventure Management Operations
Social Media Sorcerer/Sorceress
Concept Alchemist
Idea Jedi
Czar of Creativity
Master of Underling Staff
Director of Everything Starting With the Letter E
Self-Designated Adult In-Charge
Director of Initiative
Chief Idea Smuggler
Director of Synergistic Creativity
Space/Time Specialist
Concept Wrangler
Ink Magician
Sith Lord of Security
Director of Office Supplies and Beverage Distribution
Head Office Rogue
The Money Guy/Gal
Dispeller of Myths and Bad Ideas
Director of Brainstorming Operations
Ringleader of Genius Concepts
The Head Game Guy
Mastermind of Mischief
Now, I just need to pick the right one for my business cards…
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Three additional entries came in via Facebook and Twitter – Commodore of Special Projects, Harbinger of Disappointment, and Director of Astonishment
I vote for “Organizer of Random Thoughts and Erratic Activity”
“Chief Executive of Doing Nothing”
Impressive list! Maybe an “Officer Without Portfolio” (who does everything no one else wants to do!). For some fun on corporate life, please check out my blog entries.
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This was a wonderful source. We’re starting a new club and The Generalissimo of Domestic Communications will never forget this great article
Glad you liked it
What a cracker! Is there any chance a structure was included so you know where to put these new job titles in the org. structure.
I’m afraid not. Try this one though: https://blainepardoe.wordpress.com/2015/01/02/office-humor-funny-organization-tiles-for-your-next-reorg/